santa hath brought me spam

My wonderful wife has been signing me up for some spam and has been having fun doing it.  It is funny, how things start from signing up at target, toys r us, and other places, to things like this:

from saletopband@vip.sina.com

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Dear sir/madam

Have anice day！

This is Silence ofShenzhen TOPBAND Co.,LTD.It's my honour and pleasure to contact you.We are the professional battery manufacturer/supplier ofall kinds of rechargeable li ion batteries.We have 15 years experience inelectronic link. Wish it be useful for you business.

If you have any inquiry about them, please don't hesitate to contactwith me.

SHENZHEN TOPBAND CO.,LTD
Add:TopbandIndustrial Park, LiYuan industrial ZoneShiYanTown,Bao'an District,Shenzhen,China.
Tel: +86-755-81790942
Mobile:+86-13510178694
MSN: happygir5281@hotmail.com
Skype: happygir5281
E-mail:liqm@topband.com.cn
 li-power.sales12@topband-e.com

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Now, if this isn't gold, I don't know what is!  Good ole Silence.  Really?  This person's name is Silence?  Her Skype is happygir5281.  I am fairly certain this person is a stripper.  Just sounds like a stripper name.  Perhaps stripping isn't working out, so happygir5281/Silence needs to moonlight by selling batteries.  

Thank you, sir/madam ... YOU have anice day as well!

I think I'm going to email him/her and see how the biz is going.

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